The Expendables (2010)
I had heard this movie was poor but the preview for The Expendables 2 was pretty good so I checked it out. It's poor. There are many better ways to spend 100 minutes than watching a bunch of middle-aged actors pretend they're super-macho tough guys who will do anything for either brotherhood or a pretty girl.
Watching Sylvester Stallone tease Jet Li about being short was funny, but not nearly enough to justify the pop-psych circle jerks.